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Go to Earth, they said. It'll be easy, they said.

Steven Universe fans have fallen in love with this weird green lady. Full of relatable angst, sweet ignorance, and funny faces, she is the perfect alien to show us what the crazy college life is all about.

1. Walking in to class on the first day

I'm gonna crush this semester!

2. When the professor teaches a lecture during syllabus week

3. Sitting in your class like

4. Getting to the exam

5. When you don't even understand the first question on the exam so you skip to the second question but you don't understand that either so you skip to the third question but

6. Leaving the exam

It's all over now.

7. Running way from your responsibilities

8. When your friends comfort you after a mental breakdown

9. When your family asks how school is going

10. When all of your group project members are awful

11. Thirsty Thursday

12. Trying to flirt with people at the bar

13. Waking up the next day with no hangover

14. When your professor asks for volunteers

15. When you just want to give up

16. The way your professor looks at you when they give you a bad grade

DISQUALIFIED!

17. When you actually get a good grade on something

There's still hope!

18. When you're procrastinating on final projects

19. When you finally finish that 15 page research paper

20. When you're starving, broke, and your friends pity you

Any Gravity Falls fans? Mabel and Dipper are too pure for this world.

21. When it's Saturday and you know you should be productive and work on that homework you've been neglecting but you can't bring yourself to get out of bed

22. When you finish your last final and finally get to go home for the summer

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