It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was college. Fortunately for us, the good folks of "Parks and Recreation" took pity on us and gave us something we could relate to, and also something entertaining enough to distract us from our piles of work.
It's the first day of class, you have to wear your best outfit.
The sweatpants lifestyle is welcomed back on day 2.
Oh great, another "let me get to know you" exercise.
It's the second week of class, some random just took your seat, and now you have to sit in the front row.
You pay over $30,000 a year to go to this school, and they can't even give you fully functioning Wi-Fi.
You don't realize how out of shape you are until you live on the fourth floor of a dorm with no elevator.
Move-in day and bringing in cases of water are your worst nightmare.
Girls will forever travel in packs.
Athletes try to juggle classes, study hall, weight room and practice.
That's why athletes only hang out with other athletes. They don't have the time or energy to meet anybody else.
Public safety tries to give you a hard time, but we all know they don't have any real authority.
#RentACop
The sun isn't even all the way up, and you already have eight campus alert emails.
Thank God I was woken up by this. How would I survive not knowing that today's yoga class has been moved from 4 p.m. to 4:01 p.m.?