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8 Facts That Only People Who Spend Half Their Savings On Coffee Know To Be True

Coffee runs through my veins. I am coffee. Coffee is me.

Emily Ann Gigliotti

Dec 14, 2018

Temple University

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8 Facts That Only People Who Spend Half Their Savings On Coffee Know To Be True

Emily Gigliotti

1. No study session or grind time is going to be productive without coffee.

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We need to feel the espresso running through our veins in order for us to feel any sort of motivation. It's also just aesthetically pleasing to have a latte sitting next to us while we grind away on our laptop. You know it's true.

2. Our camera roll is 95% filled with photos of or with our coffee.

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Don't know what it is, but we always find it necessary to take a photo of our coffee and post it on our Instagram stories saying something like "grind time!" Basic as hell, we know. We can't help it. She cute.

3. The fear of being kept up all night isn't a problem anymore.

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Caffeine is more of a soothing thing rather than an energy boost. It motivates us enough to get stuff done, but doesn't keep us up all night. You'll find me drinking a large latte at 9:00pm any night.

4. We have a coffee budget.

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I'm not sure about everyone else, but I keep a budget out of my paycheck every week for coffee. Am I insane? Maybe. Am I addicted? Absolutely not. *maybe*

5. You buy me coffee and you win my heart.

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It's as easy as that boys. Caffeine equals all my love.

6. More espresso, less depresso.

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Whenever I'm sad, coffee is the cure. Same thing when I'm happy. Or angry. Or anxious. You get the idea.

7. Only thing that gets us out of bed in the morning is thinking about where and when we're getting our first cup of coffee.

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Need it, now.

8. Our lives wouldn't be complete without it.

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Coffee, I love you.

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8 Facts That Only People Who Spend Half Their Savings On Coffee Know To Be True

Coffee runs through my veins. I am coffee. Coffee is me.

In This Article:

1. No study session or grind time is going to be productive without coffee.

2. Our camera roll is 95% filled with photos of or with our coffee.

3. The fear of being kept up all night isn't a problem anymore.

4. We have a coffee budget.

5. You buy me coffee and you win my heart.

6. More espresso, less depresso.

7. Only thing that gets us out of bed in the morning is thinking about where and when we're getting our first cup of coffee.

8. Our lives wouldn't be complete without it.

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Constantly having to dress business formal.

Group projects.

Applying for internships.

Being told your major is easy.

You just want to be rich already.

Explaining to people why you're a business major.

Using LinkedIn like it's Facebook.

You grow up too fast.

Trying way too hard to make a good impression on companies at career fairs.

Many of your professors have foreign accents.

You don't want to graduate, but you know that you're more than ready.

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

Your Schedule

The Library

Time Management

Registration

Housing

The Dining Hall

Teachers

Clubs

High School Friends

Finals

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

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12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

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