I love many things in life, but pershaps the greatest loves I have my life is not the love of my family and friends, but of a much higher power. The donut. Oh and donut's best friend. The coffee.
I cannot function in life without coffee. I am a just shell of a human being. I walk around with the look of confusion permentaly attached to my face. I need the coffee and the coffee needs me. If you ask me how I take my coffee, I will tell you seriously, very seriously. People might die if I don't have coffee. I need coffee so you know I can the semi-important things like: talking, breathing, walking, standing, etc. It is a life-giving power that I must have. Don't ask to save the world before I have had my coffee because it won't end well. Don't ask me to have a serious conversion with you before I have had my coffee, if you do I won't remember a word you said. I love it. Give it to me hot or iced and I will drink it. But you dare give me decaf, there is a time and place for that: never and in the trash can.
Donuts, let me count the ways I love you. I love you I love you I love you times a million. "I love your curves and all your edges and your perfect imperfections." Thanks John Legend, I think you were thinking of a donut when you wrote that song lyric. I have donuts in my bag, I'm so Beyonce in that way. I just love donuts. I don't want cake or pie, I want donuts. All the time, I want donuts. Just give me all the donuts. And the coffee. And the pizza...oh wait this is not about pizza.
So when you are feeling blue, confused, or just need a little pick me up. Look no further than to my BAEs coffee and donuts.