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You Are A Coffee Addict If.....

If you're reading this, it is definitely too late.

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You Are A Coffee Addict If.....
  1. You're willing to sacrifice your attendance for it. Even if it means that you'll be late to class if you wait in this ridiculously long line for overpriced coffee...you will do it.
  2. The words “this coffee is too strong" will never ever come out of your mouth. No matter the drink, there is always room for another shot (or two) of espresso.
  3. You've made the move from Venti to Trenta.
  4. It takes approximately three or more cups a day to get the job done. Without that, you're helpless.
  5. You have already calculated that when you are 40, odds are it'll take at least six cups to keep you awake.
  6. Even the smell of coffee makes you happy; whether it's a fresh pot in the morning, or the simple sensation you have when entering a coffee shop.
  7. If you're head hurts from lack of caffeine by noon. Now this is a serious issue, that should not really be joked about, but caffeine withdrawal is definitely real.
  8. You get it even when you're not tired or trying to pull all-nighters. You get it because it is the most delicious thing to ever taste… possibly better than…chocolate….
  9. Anyone and everyone knows that coffee is the key to your heart.
  10. Tears are shed if your order is not perfect. It's the sad truth, you are addicted to coffee and you know it.
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