As everyone remembers, chivalry died back in 2015 when "Netflix and Chill" was introduced.
But according to recent reports, "Netflix and Chill" is SO 2015.
Well, fellas listen up. You better turn off the television, throw some clothes on and grab your latest boo thang because the "relationship" game has changed.
Goodbye "Netflix and Chill", hello clown hunting.
Yep, I said it.
Clown hunting.
For the past few months, these (creepy) clowns have been taking the United States by storm. From what started in South Carolina as a few clown sightings, has turned into clown sitings all across the big ole' U. S of A. From Wisconsin to Florida, these clowns aren't lacking in numbers.
But fear not, because college students have taken things into their own hands.
Recent news stories have broken out about college students who have been swarming university campuses in search of these clowns (further demonstrating obvious heroics). At Penn State University, there were hundreds searching for these make-up-ed jokesters. Let's not forget about the mobs at Kent State University.
I mean, how could we watch Netflix when all the action is going on right outside our dorms? Am I right?
How could guys take girls on normal dates, when there's a chance for them to prove their masculinity and heroics by chasing clowns? Right ladies?
And what could possibly more romantic than running around campus after a potentially dangerous person in a clown costume? That's right, nothing.
If you want to get the girl, you should definitely ask her to go clown hunting.
But really stay safe hunting those clowns, it's a dangerous world we live in.