Chelsea Handler
Has a mixed-breed dog named “Chunk”
Chunk can be followed on Twitter @chunkhandler
The profile photo is Chunk
Wearing a red bandana
Smoking a fake cigarette
With a cover photo of
Him being hugged happily by Chelsea
Chunk’s Twitter bio reads
“I’m @chelseahandler’s dog.”
Not to mention @chelseadogchunk on Facebook
Chunk gets 5-star treatment
Chunk lives the luxurious life
More luxurious than yours
Chunk flies first class in his own private plane
Posed with a bottle of red wine
To meet Chelsea wherever she may have traveled
During filming of her Netflix show
Chelsea,
Chunk roams around
And sometimes pees in the studio
To mark his territory
Usually Chelsea’s other dog Tammy
Makes the appearances
But Chunk gets his star moments, too
When not on the show,
Chunk hangs out in a
Blue bandana
And black sleep mask
On his king size bed.
Chunk has traveled to London
And has been caught by paparazzi
Wearing a French beret
Chunk and Chelsea hit
The gym together in
Matching gray shirts
Chunk lifts 15-pound dumbbells per paw
When the seasons change
And the warm weather becomes cold
Chunk misses his poolside time
But still goes in the pool
Despite it being empty
And is left confused
Whenever Chunk can’t travel with Chelsea,
Their dog-sitter keeps Chelsea updated
With the latest “delfies” of Chunk
(AKA: Dog-selfies)
When Chelsea returns home,
Chunk always beats Tammy to the door first
as his tongue dangles with drool out of his mouth
with pure happiness
Chunk loves Chelsea
And Chelsea loves Chunk
