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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

Alexa Warford

Nov 26, 2018

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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

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While it's a great film to watch with the family, it's also a great film to quote. Yes, you probably hear "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" countless times during the Christmas season, but there are so many other under appreciate quotes in this movie. Here are 10 one-liners from 'Home Alone' I promise every college kid will be saying when they are back home for the holidays.

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

Again, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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In This Article:

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

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For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

2. You’re constantly using the excuse, “I’m just tired” when people ask you if you’re mad.

3. Or “I’m just thinking.”

4. In fact, you’re rarely ever actually mad.

5. But when you are, people usually can’t tell.

6. You find other people with RBF’s and have to convince yourself that you don’t look like them.

7. You constantly remind yourself, “At least I’m not a psycho.”

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1. If the professor is late by one minute, I'm leaving.

2. Oh crap, that's due TODAY?!

3. Can I nap in here?

4. I wonder what they're serving at the cafeteria.

5. How much does my teacher even get paid?

6. How much will I get paid?

7. This is the longest 50 minutes of my life.

8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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because none of us actually do have it all together

1. Making yourself dinner

2. Wearing real clothes to class

3. Steering clear of procrastination

4. Doing your laundry

5. Keeping your notes organized

6. Cleaning your room

7. Going to the gym

8. Actually doing well in school

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