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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

Alexa Warford

Nov 26, 2018

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10 One-Liners from 'Home Alone' College Kids can Use in Everyday Conversation Over Break

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While it's a great film to watch with the family, it's also a great film to quote. Yes, you probably hear "Merry Christmas ya filthy animal" countless times during the Christmas season, but there are so many other under appreciate quotes in this movie. Here are 10 one-liners from 'Home Alone' I promise every college kid will be saying when they are back home for the holidays.

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

Again, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

In This Article:

1. When you won't let your enemies ruin your Christmas spirit:

2. Talking to the cashier after finishing your Christmas shopping like:

3. When your siblings start to get on your nerves and you start to miss your apartment:

4. When you run into your ex at the store in your hometown:

5. When the holiday shopping traffic gets to you:

6. When your friends ask what your plans are for Christmas Break:

7. When you've had one too many Rum Chata shots and can't see straight:

8. When your siblings open one of your presents instead of one of their own:

9. When you get the one gift you really wanted this year:

10. When you realize you'll be back at college in less than two weeks:

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

Because you need it in your life.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!