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Christmas Party-Goers As Types Of Alcoholic Drinks

Every party has at least one.

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Christmas Party-Goers As Types Of Alcoholic Drinks
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There are all types of people that attend Christmas parties, and chances are you know one or you are one of these types - if not all of them.

1. The host/hostess: Vodka and Redbull

The host/hostess of the party is probably running like a chicken with their heads cut off all day/night making sure their party is going as planned, without any miss-steps. I don't know if you were aware, but hosting a party is a JOB. But it's SO fun it's addicting as well.

2. The Grinch: Scotch, served neat.

This is the person that is the least festive, and they probably won't wear a sweater to your Tacky Sweater Party, but they will come for the party and drinks.

3. The last-minute RSVP: Beer, probably Bud Light.

They've already seen the invite on Facebook and never RSVP'd until maybe an hour before the party was supposed to start. Procrastination at its finest.

4. The first one to pass out: Tequila

There's always the first person to pass out, and it probably is because they were drinking tequila. Or vodka.

5. The one that brings up politics (even when you beg them not to ahead of time): Gin and Tonic

There is at least one person like this at every party. Two, if another person reciprocates on the political talk because of the conflict of interest (Republican V. Democrat). You know who you are.

6. The DJ: Crown Royal, straight up.

The DJ is usually the host/hostess or one of the first guests to arrive. And they typically have a variety of music in their playlist.

7. The Bartender: Long Island Iced Tea

Whether it be a professional bartender, or just someone who mixes a bunch of liquors together and says it's something, they're at your party.

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