If you know which carol is playing based on the first chord, which cookie is baking based on the trail of sprinkles left on the floor or which gifts you're buying for whom by Halloween, you're probably obsessed with Christmas. In case these don't apply to you, there are still many other signs.
1. Your Reaction When Others Say The Holidays Are Boring
How dare they personally offend you by dissing your favorite season?
2. Decorating Is Your Favorite Pastime
Maybe this plan should have been thought through, but as they say, beauty comes with a price.3. Actually, Smiling Is Your Favorite
How can anyone not be smiley when it's the best time of year?4. Someone Has Asked Why You're Watching Elf, Yet Again
Why are people asking this? It's the day after Thanksgiving; it should be acceptable that this is the third time watching it.
5. You Get Sad When Others Won't Sing Christmas Jams With You
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
6. You Closely Resemble Buddy From October Through December
It's like we never grew up.
7. When You Find Someone Who Loves Christmas As Much As You
It's an amazing day for everyone involved. The only thing that would make it better is if Christmas cookies magically appeared.
8. You Convert Other Friends To Your Elf Culture
More people really should join, it's a wonderful family.
9. Others Don't Recognize The Four Main Food Groups That You Live By
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."
If none of these apply to you, you should go watch a few Christmas films. If these do apply to you, welcome to our club.
