Christmas Morning When I Was a Kid

4:00AM - You wake up to see if the stockings are full

4:30AM - You attempt to opening your stocking quietly

4:32AM - You put everything back so no one will notice

4:35AM - Mom wakes up and tells you to go back to bed

4:40AM - You try to go back to bed

4:45AM - You look for ways to entertain yourself until everyone else wakes up

7:00AM - After hearing you wander around for an hour, your parents finally give up and let you open your stocking

8:00AM - A pancake breakfast with parents and sister

9:00AM - You read, play the piano, whatever you can to entertain yourself

10:00AM - You complain about your grandparents and uncle being late

11:00AM - Your grandparents and uncle show up late and you open presents

Christmas Morning Now

9:00AM - Your sister tries to wake you up

9:01AM - You turn over and go back to bed

9:30AM - You finally drag yourself out of bed to open the stockings

10:00AM - You watch Netflix until everyone arrives

11:00AM - Your grandparents and uncle show up late and you open presents