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9 Christmas Song Lyrics Re-Written For Finals Week

Panicking all the way.

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9 Christmas Song Lyrics Re-Written For Finals Week
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Finals weeks begins this week for me, but I'm unconcerned with British literature and world culture. Nah, all I care about right now is that it is acceptable to play Christmas music. So, for all those suffering through finals week, I've put together a playlist to give you some hope for a better GPA.

1. Finals Week is Comin' to Town

"You better watch out, you’ll probably cry, you’ll probably pout; I’m telling you why. Finals week is comin' to town."

2. It's the Most Terrible Time of the Year

"It’s the most terrible time of the year. With the roommates all screaming and professors cheering, 'When’s winter break here!?'"

3. Holly Jolly Finals

"Have a holly, jolly finals; it’s the worst time of the year. I don’t know how exams will go, so don’t drink a lot of beer."

4. Let it No

"Oh, the weather outside is frightful, and Netflix is so delightful, but since my paper’s due tomorrow, let it no, this so blows, damn, this blows."

5. Failing Grades

"Campus sidewalks, busy sidewalks, dressed in yoga-pant style. In the air there’s a feeling of panic."

6. Finals Week

"I’m dreaming of a finals week, with every flash card that I write, where no tear drops glisten, and professors listen to hear pleas for cancelled tests."

7. Harrowed Angels

"F*ck! The harrowed angels sing, 'It’s finals week, and I’m dying!'"

8. Have Yourself a Stressful Little Finals

"Have yourself a stressful little finals, let your heart give out, just kidding, you’ll have to make it through somehow."

9. Where are You, Answers

"Where are you answers? Why can’t I find you? Why have you gone away?"


Good luck, everyone! You might need some Christmas magic to get through it.

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