1. Child-sized mittens

So they can feel a little like the President-elect this winter season.

2. Tanning goggles

For when the Trump supporter in your life wants to be as orange-skinned as our esteemed President-Elect.

3. A fake Trump University diploma

Because that was their first choice of schools...until it was revealed to be a scam.

4. An American flag

Because "America is the greatest d*** country in the world".

5. A "How To Be President: For Dummies" book

Self-explanatory.

6. Money

So they can "finance their own endeavors."

7. White out

So they can cover up what they say.

8. Nuclear launch codes

Because why not?

9. A mail-order bride, preferably from eastern Europe

Finding a Melania doppelgänger, anyone?

10. Chinese take-out

So they know what plotting a climate change hoax tastes like.

11. "Home Alone 2"

So they can watch Trump's cameo over and over and over and over and over again.

12. A Bible

They need Jesus.

Just a friendly, end-of-article reminder that, although it hits on some sore spots (sorry, Trump supporters), this article is purely written for humor!