We have reached the point from where you can count the arrival of the Christmas festival on your fingers. Christmas is one of the friskiest and funkiest festivals in the world. The fun of Christmas can be amplified a multitude of times by sending crispy merry Christmas jokes to near and dear ones. Not only funny Christmas jokes will induce cheer to the whole environment but also give everyone a needed chance to make fun of each other and get nostalgic about childhood memories. To save you from the daunting process of carving hilarious Christmas jokes on your own, we have come up with a handful of the most funny Christmas jokes that are capable enough to rib-tickle the funny bone of the most stubborn guy in your family.
What is a French Santa’s favourite Christmas drink?
Eau, eau, eau!
Why didn’t the pirates go pirating at Christmas?
They were in lockdown because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
How do you make an Octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles, Merry Christmas and happy holidays!
Opened one of my Christmas presents and all that was in it was a single grain of rice?! …
I think it was from my Uncle Ben
What does Santa use to measure?
Santameters!
Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card???
Because he went down in history.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A MINCE SPY
What does Christmas and weirdo’s have in comman?
Fruitcake.
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.
What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer.
Santa is the main Clause.
His wife is a relative Clause.
His children are dependent Clauses.
Their Dutch uncle is a restrictive Clause.
Santa’s elves are subordinate Clauses.