Christmas is cute
Sometimes I toot
It's finally christmas dinner
You've been waiting for this all year
And then boom it comes
You can't hold it in or else you'll show a tear
The fart is your enemy
Waiting to strike
and you are the victim
The battle between you and your bowels is warlike
Do I have IBS?
Most likely
Could I care less?
I like my food spicyyyy
I let it go
But I ain't no Elsa
Cause I don't make snow
I just FART