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Christmas Break: Expectations vs. Reality

We all have ideas for our Christmas break, but things never go according to plans.

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Christmas Break: Expectations vs. Reality

Finals are finally over! Phew. That was one tough weak. We made it, though, and gleefully greeted Christmas break with open arms. We all have great expectations for our time off, whether they be the simple joys of hanging with family, or the hope for an awesome winter trip. The reality is, however, that things do not always go as planned. Instead of becoming a Scrooge when things don't go your way, find humor in these expectations gone awry:


1. Binge Watching Netflix

Expectation: Spend the whole break catching up with your favorite shows or watch something new.

Reality: Fall asleep after the first thirty minutes of episode one because you didn't get any sleep during the school year.


2. Seeing Your Pets After a Semester Away

Expectation: All of your kitties come to you and engulf you in furry snuggles.

Reality: You sit alone on the couch as your cat gives you the death glare from across the room because you were gone so long.


3. Christmas Baking

Expectation: Find a really cute Christmas recipe on Pinterest and recreate the work of art.

Reality: Fail completely and end up with a devilish looking Santa.


4. Winter Clothes

Expectation: Bring on the layers, boots, and scarves, Winter is here!

Reality: Its 80 degrees on Christmas day because this is Florida and we don't like to participate in Winter.


5. Christmas Shopping

Expectation: Find the perfect gift for that special someone.

Reality: Can't even find parking at the mall. It's like trying to park on campus all over again.


6. Neighborhood Christmas Lights

Expectation: The houses on the whole street are decked out in lights, blow up snowmen, and reindeers. Its like walking through a Christmas village.
Reality: One house is unwilling to participate in the holiday tradition.



7. Christmas Gift Exchanges

Expectation: Receiving a gift on your Christmas list.

Reality: Getting a pair of socks that are so fuzzy you slip on any tile or hardwood floor.



8. Getting Caught Under the Mistletoe

Expectation: Getting caught under the mistletoe with your crush and finally showing your love for them with a kiss.
Reality: Getting caught under the mistletoe with your dog and getting a slobbery wet one in the mouth.
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