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Christmas As Told By "Scorpion"

This is going to be the perfect Quintis Christmas. -Toby

Emma K
Jan 05, 2017
Milton, Georgia
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Christmas has breezed by and New Year's day is right around the corner. However, the jolly spirits and bursting fireworks can't rule out the responsibilities that we have to fulfill. Whether it's studying or cleaning, we all have a to do list that is forgotten until after the celebrations and fun. For team Scorpion, the to do list includes saving the world.

Despite hating the holidays, Christmas sweaters are a must

Robots are one the best Christmas gifts to give

and a pair of shades

Take a picture of Happy the elf and she'll "roast your chestnuts on an open fire".

They can never escape trouble

But it always ends on a good note

with no emotion

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