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Christmas According To Sheldon Cooper

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Christmas According To Sheldon Cooper
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Our favorite genius from The Big Bang Theory knows what’s up when it comes to science, and he also knows exactly how we feel about Christmas. Excuse me, I meant Saturnalia.

1. When December is finally upon us and you're like...


2. When you put on Trans-Siberian Orchestra for the first time this season...


3. Gingerbread, sugar, snicker-doodle, peanut butter, chocolate chip, and oatmeal, or –


4. When you really don’t want to go see Santa but your mom still thinks you're five…


5. When your parents finally admit the truth about Santa and your childhood is annihilated...


6. When your favorite person comes home for Christmas...


7. Hey Mom, this Lord of the Rings trilogy on Blu-ray is on sale…


8. When you unwrap The Lord of the Rings trilogy on Blu-ray.

..


9. When your parents tell you to thank Aunt Marcy for the lovely gift and you're like...


10. That feeling when you settle into bed Christmas Eve night...


11. When you are up at five am sharp, but the rest of your family wants three more hours of sleep...


12. When your sibling gets that gift you put on your Christmas list...


13. When you have been snuggling on the couch all day and your parents tell you to lose the blanket so you can go do something productive.

..

14. When you remember that giving love as a gift is what Christmas is all about...

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