In today's dating world comprised of DM's and cheap drinks, there's no denying that it certainly lacks "substance". No matter what you say, everyone falls a little for a cheesy pick-up line and the boldness it takes to use them. If you love Jesus and are searching for a boo, here are 30 ways you can reel them in.
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1. I like my men how I like my Microsoft Word documents.....Saved.
2. Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.
3. With God all things are possible, so does that mean I have a chance with you?
4. Baby you're just like water, except Jesus turned you into fine.
5. The Bible says to "Give drink to those who are thirsty and feed the hungry."So how about dinner tonight?
6. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized I don't have yours?
7. I would say "God bless you" but it looks like he already has.
8. Hey girl, I put the "stud" in "bible study."
9. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
10. I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain't nothing parting you and I.
11. I love God... And you love God... So we should love each other.
12. You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak in the knees.
13. Proverbs said that whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips. Feel free to shower me in honesty.
14. Hey girl, for you, I'd slay two Goliaths.
15. If you're looking for a man with good credit, Jesus paid my debt.
16. If it's true that you should love your neighbor, I'm gonna buy the house right next to yours.
17. I know you're not the mother of Jesus but I'd like to "Mary" you.
18. If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.
19. I feel like God is telling me that you should go on a date with me.
20. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
21. Oh, hi there. I'm Will. God's Will for you, that is.
22. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there still room for me?
23. I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see you and I together.
24. So uh, what're you doing for the rest of you eternity?
25. How would you like to join my purpose driven life?
26. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... because he never met you.
27. Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
28. Hey girl... I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?
29. How many times do I have to march around you to make you fall for me?
30. You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We're both ripped.
These are 100% fool proof. Make sure to send me an invite to the wedding.
