Ah, pick up lines. Fantastic gems that never in a million years work...unless you're already in a rockin committed relationship, these make your partner blush--or embarrassed to be around you... However, if you ARE smooth enough to be bold and use these lines on another single holy person of your choosing, I don't think it would hurt. Of course..staying emotionally chaste and all. I collected 20 of my favorites for you to use! Stick these inside your Catechism as book marks in case you need them in a pinch. Good luck gentlemen!

1. If I had a bead for every time I thought of you I would have a joyful mystery.

2. When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

3. Did you say the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

4. I’m doing my Marian consecration this year. Next year, I’d like to be Marian you.

5. Is it hot in here or is that just the holy spirit burning inside of you?

6. I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

7. I forgot my rosary. Can I use your fingers?

8. Is this pew taken? Couldn't help but notice you came to daily mass alone today.

9. So I was reading the book of numbers and I realized I didn't have yours!

10. What if I told you that you reminded me of Mary?

11. Not much… Wojtyła doing later?

12. Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

13. We're only going to be able to see each other for the next few Sundays. I gave up sweets for Lent.

14. I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin.

15. The Holy Spirit compels me. I can't help but draw near to you.

16. Tell me what age you are. I need to know what age women are most beautiful.

17. Do you want to be the third wheel...of my adoration date with Jesus tonight?

18. Is your name Charity? ‘Cause if I don’t have you, I’ll be nothing.

19. The word of God is living and active...just like my love for you.

20. You look like a good vocation.