As if you all needed any convincing as to why Chris Traeger from Parks and Rec is literally the most perfect human being on the planet:

He is literally the most positive person anyone has ever met.

Pawnee City Manager Chris Traeger, is literally the most positive person in all of Pawnee, Indiana. It doesn't matter if he is going about his normal routine or has to talk Leslie down from a freak-out, he has this amazing ability to turn the negative into a positive.

He will inspire you with his peak physical fitness.

He's going to be the first person to live to be 150, you know.

However, if he happens to get sick, he knows just how to handle it.

Okay - maybe he can't always turn that negative around...

His greetings are always on point (as long as your name is Ann Perkins).

Ann Perkins! (God I wish I was Ann Perkins).

He’s always around to build you up when you’re down.

Chris never lets anyone be sad in his presence...even J(L)erry!

He understands that being alone doesn't mean you have to be lonely.

This is something we all need to get a little better at...PUNSSSSSSSS!!!!

But like he can't be literally this perfect can he?? He loves dogs.

Oh yup, it's fine. He can. He can be perfect. First the puns, then the dogs? Chris is just literally the most beautiful and moving thing I have ever seen.And finally, he is always able to say exactly what everyone else is thinking (#college).
You sure nailed that one right on the head, buddy!!