Just kidding. You are happily married to the beautiful Anna Faris, and I would never support infidelity, and I know that you are not that kind of man. In fact, the reason I am writing this article is to highlight all those incredible attributes you posses. Chris Pratt, I believe you have all the qualities in a man that women should strive to be with, and men should strive to be like. You seem like a genuine person with a really good heart, or you just have an awesome PR team.

For starters, you have incredible taste in women. I mean look at your wife, not only is she drop-dead-gorgeous, but she's hysterical. For those of you who are not familiar with Anna Faris' work please refer to movies: "The Hot Chick," the "Scary Movie" series, "House Bunny," etc. I promise you will have a good LOL. Also, just saying both Anna Faris and I are from Baltimore, Chris. I may not be famous, but I swear there's something about us Maryland girls.

Alongside a humorous wife, is an even more humorous man. Mr. Pratt is a hysterical human being. Please reference "Parks and Rec" for a good time. I won't even reference his other works because if you don't like "Parks and Rec," not only is something probably wrong with you, but you more than likely don't have a very good sense of humor.

Not only is Pratt hilarious, but he has a really good heart. During the 2015 Superbowl, or #TwitterBowl, Chris Pratt and Chris Evans made a bet that if the Seahawks won, Evans would dress up as Captain America for the Seattle Children's Hospital, and Pratt would dress up as Star-Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy, for Christopher's Haven in Boston, if the Patriots won. The New England Patriots won the Superbowl, and Pratt held up his end of the bargain. However, Evans dressed up as well, and the bet helped raise over $27,000 for both institutions. Way to go.

Pratt is also career-driven. He clearly is clearly passionate about what he does and, damn, does he do it well. With shows like "The OC" and "Parks and Recreation" under his belt, and movies such as "Zero Dark Thirty," "The Lego Movie," "Guardians of the Galaxy," and the recent release of "Jurassic World" (which is now the highest grossing movie opening weekend), you can't help but be blown away by that resume.

And, of course, would you just look at that face, and that bod! I don't think much more needs to be said about how charming and irresistible Mr. Pratt it, I mean, just look at him.

Sorry, Anna, for making moves on your man, but you should be proud. You took one of the most genuine, handsome, hilarious, and talented men off the market. You go girl. #RelationshipGoals,