Chipotle is all fun and games until it becomes your life and you're addicted. But... what if it actually defined your life. Here's a list of what each ingredient of your Chipotle order says about you!
1. Rice
White rice - You tell people white lies to avoid hurting their feelings but you're still costing them their carb count.
Brown rice -You're authentic. You are forward with people and do not sugar coat things, there's no reason to hide the facts.
No rice - You try to avoid problems but end up feeling like you're missing something when you're not involved in the drama.
2. Beans
No beans - introvert
Pinto - ambiverts
Black beans - extrovert
3. Protein
Steak - balling a budget. Boujee lifestyle. You enjoy the finer things in life but you also know where to spend your money to show it.
Chicken - Classic. Clean cut. You don't like stepping out of your comfort zone and you're not afraid to show it.
Barbacoa - You like to spice things up. Never settle for things to be ordinary and bland.
Carnitas - You lie to yourself often. You convince yourself something is good when it's probably the worst thing for you.
Sofritas - You fear commitment. You want the healthy lifestyle but stand firm on your healthy life choices.
Veggie bowl (FYI: guac for free) - Treehugger lifestyle. Peace upon everyone.
4. Your little something extras...
Fajita veggies - You can never say no. It could be easier to say no, but you worry about the other person's feelings even if it has nothing to do with them.
Queso - Trend follower. We all know the queso from Chipotle isn't necessarily the best sooo...
Guacamole - Versatile. Avocados go with everything. You're not afraid of trying new things and switching it up every now and then.
Roasted chili corn salsa - You're not afraid of commitment. You want everything in life to stay with you through and through.
Fresh tomato salsa - You want a little danger in your life, but you fear the consequences too much.
Tomatillo-green chili salsa - You're bold but not enough. You get yourself into situations you don't really know how to get out of or even how you got there.
Tomatillo-red chili salsa - You're a daredevil. You're not afraid of the "heat" it may bring upon you.
Sour cream - Simplistic. You enjoy the simple things in life and sometimes that's all you need to be happy.
Cheese - You're always trying to make things better, even if it's not the best for you.
Romaine lettuce - You like to fill your life with various things so you don't feel lonely... or fat.
