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What Your Childhood Male Disney Crush Says About Your Current Dating Life

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What Your Childhood Male Disney Crush Says About Your Current Dating Life

Aladdin

Agrabah's own street rat. Despite his unfortunate role in society, Aladdin still managed to stay optimistic and good-hearted. It wasn't hard to fall for his easy-going nature. It's probably easy for you to feel down, so you look for someone whose instant smile can brighten your day. You look past the surface level of appearances, and a guy's paycheck doesn't affect your feelings for him. But most importantly, you romanticize about a man "showing you the world."

Prince Eric

Handsome, and brave, and well... let's face it, not the brightest bulb in the bunch. Now while he may not have been able to tell the difference between Ariel and what was obviously not Ariel, he still gets points for his heroism and dreamy hair. If you fell for this guy, you probably already have some desire/love for the sea and most likely see yourself as a mermaid. Your men need to be beach bod ready and usually have some sort of musical talent. They may not be headed to the Ivy league, but at least they've got the guts to "kiss the girl."

Tarzan

Probably the least clothed Disney male, and by default probably one of the sexiest. I mean, he's able to fend off jungle cats with just his hands...that's hot. If you dreamed of Tarzan then you definitely go for older guys. You find security in their maturity, and ability to protect and take care of you. He also may be rocking a man bun.

Hercules

Son of Zeus and total hunk. His one weakness is love...how romantic is that? If you fell for this Greek god, then fitness is definitely something that matters to you when you search for a partner. Maybe you are just looking for a fling and you find yourself unable to actually admit to your true feelings, but on the inside you know you are just a giant mush ball of love.

Peter Pan

He's naive, and cute, and he never wants to grow up...I don't see how this could possibly lead to any relationship problems. You seek the fun loving adventurer; someone who can distract you from the stress of your life. You may run through multiple "Peters" before you find the one that is ready to leave their childish ways behind and set a steady course with you.

The Beast (Prince Adam)

Let's admit it, he started off pretty sketch in the beginning, but after a while, we warmed up to his charm. Let me just say, any guy who makes a library for me has some automatic brownie points. You go for the guys with the rough exterior to the outside world, but when it's just the two of you, he is such a romantic. You find emotional security in your guy's strength and masculinity.

John Smith

Let's start with those eyes though. Ugh, he was just so clueless and oblivious to the pain his people were causing. It was almost too adorable watching his journey to understanding the horror Europeans inflicted on Native Americans. If you fell for Johnny boy, you definitely wear the pants in your relationships.

Li Shang

The head of the Chinese army and the hottie-with-a-body convention. If you fell for this Asian sensation, your ideal man must (please excuse the corniness that is about to ensue) be swift as the coursing river, have the strength of a great typhoon, have all the strength of a raging fire, and be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

Prince Naveen

Vain and spoiled almost beyond repair...I think we all know the type. If you fell for Naveen, you definitely go for the guys who are charmers with the ladies. You love their attention and smooth conversation. But you can def turn those bad guys good with your quick wit and bold personality.

Jim Hawkins

The ultimate bad boy. From the haircut to his power struggle with authority, he had us from the start. With this being your type, your parents were probably concerned for you as you entered high school. You know what you like and you go for it. You aren't afraid to make the first move or jump into a situation. You're just looking for a companion on your many adventures.


Let's face it, you probably fell for at least all of the characters at some point or another in your life. But it's cool. It just means you're a normal girl with unrealistically high expectations for men thanks to Disney. But we love Disney, so we don't even care.

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