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12 Reasons Your Next Relationship Should Be With Chicken Nuggets Instead Of A Boy

They will still be there when you wake up the next morning.

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12 Reasons Your Next Relationship Should Be With Chicken Nuggets Instead Of A Boy
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Chicken nuggets are every girl's best friend, and you can quote me on that. When has a chicken nugget ever let you down?

Never, that's right. NEVER. When has a boy let you down? Probably more times than you can count. So even though this article should just have three simple words explaining why chicken nuggets are better than boys: "They just are."

I will explain to you just why these amazing, delicious, little nuggets are so much better than a boy will ever be.

1. They can be ready for you in under five minutes.

2. They're always hot. (And they're still good even when they're not.)


3. You can bring them home to the family without worrying about their disapproval.

4. They're always waiting for you, NEVER the other way around.

5. They're not afraid to be juicy when you need it.


6. They love you for you, and will never ask you to change.

7. They're always down to spice up the relationship.

8. They're willing to try new things.

9. When you share them with your friends, it brings you closer together instead of ripping you apart.


10. They will never abandon you when you've had too much to drink.

11. They will still be there when you wake up the next morning.


12. They wouldn't think to break your heart. Chicken nuggets are loyal.

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