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Do you like cheesy pickup lines?

Then this article is for you!

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Do you like cheesy pickup lines?

Do you ever wish you would either be asked out with a cheesy pickup line/ ask someone out with one? Do you need a laugh or some motivation to ask your crush out? Here are my top 15 favorite cheesy pickup lines!

1.) Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see! This pickup line is old but gold! This pickup line is guaranteed to either make the person of interest smile or groan. Either way, you definitely got their attention!

2.) Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte! You get bonus points if you hand the person a latte as you use this line on them. Either way, this pickup line is cute, and you will at least make the person smile!

3.) Are you Italian? Because you have a pizza my heart. I know, this one is super cheesy, do you disa"brie"? (Sorry, that pun was too gouda to pass up on!). Which leads me to my next pickup line:

4.)You must be cheese, because you're looking gouda! If this doesn't make them giggle, I don't know what will. This "cheesy" pickup line is so bad that it's good. This pickup line would definitely work on me!

5.) Are you a fence? Because you look gate! Come on, isn't that cute? Pickup lines give me life.

6.) Are you an optometrist? Because "eye" like you a lot! If the person you are asking out is a science major or in med school, you will definitely get a chuckle from them!

7.) Are you a geologist? Because you rock! I find this one in particular to be hilarious, 10/10 highly recommend. I'm pretty sure this pickup line will work on just about anyone.

8.) Are you google? Because you are everything I'm looking for! I'm swooning. Google is love, Google is life.?

9.) Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Let's be real, that pickup line was smoother than spreadable cream cheese.

10.) If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable. This is my absolute favorite pickup line. There is something about chickens that always makes me giggle. It's either the way they walk or it's how they squawk. Either way, this one would work on me.

11.) You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. This one is just plain punny. I love it!

12.) Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you. Gosh dang diggity, this one's adorable.

13.) If you were a fruit, you would be a "fine"apple! I'm such a sucker for cheesy romantic stuff.

14.) Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile! Oh lordy, why do I do this to myself?

15.) Are you a workout? Because you make my heart beat really fast! This is the cheesiest one on the list, and I love it.

If you did not enjoy those pick up lines, I don't know where your humor is! Try one of these pick up lines and lets see if it makes some smile and get you on a date with some special!

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