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24 Cheap Engagement Rings To Buy If You're Broke AF And Want To Pretend You're Engaged To Your Ex-Boyfriend A.J.

Your wallet will be happy, but A.J. won't be.

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24 Cheap Engagement Rings To Buy If You're Broke AF And Want To Pretend You're Engaged To Your Ex-Boyfriend A.J.
Bridget Flohe

For years, you've been dreaming about the moment A.J. proposes to you. You've thought about your perfect ring a million times. You've even sent photos of your fav rings to all of your friends, just in case A.J. enlists their help when he's ready to pop the question. But times are tough and we're all struggling to make ends meet. Also, A.J. dumped you. Over text. But you shouldn't let any of that stop you from deceiving all of your friends and family into believing you and A.J. are tying the knot. Here are 24 swoon-worthy rings to help you do just that.

1. Vintage round cut center stone ($63)

This gorgeous ring is only $63 so you'll have plenty of money left over to not spend on dates with A.J.

2. Prong solitaire ring ($99.97)

This ring sparkles the way A.J.'s eyes used to. But you can't see them anymore because... you know... you can't see him anymore. Also, he blocked you.

3. Natural white sapphire ring ($49.99)

A.J. would love this elegant ring if he wasn't busy loving his new girlfriend.

4. Sterling silver opal ring ($38)

Her name is Stacy.

5. Rose quartz ring ($49.60)

She's blonde and she does CrossFit.

6. London blue topaz ring ($110)

This ring is reminiscent of Princess Diana's famed sapphire ring. A.J. used to call you his princess. Now, he doesn't call you at all.

7. Edwardian statement ring ($50.59)

This ring is very Blake Lively, which is funny because Stacy looks like Blake Lively. But somehow prettier?

8. Rose gold pear-shaped ring ($39.16)

This ring is almost too pretty. There's a chance that when you show people, they'll get suspicious because A.J. would never pick out such a nice ring. Then, they might catch onto the fact that you bought it for yourself just to keep up the facade.

9. Art deco ring ($63)

Stacy is also a doctor.

10. Canary yellow ring ($39.98)

This rock will dazzle as you scroll through Stacy's Insta feed, trying super hard not to accidentally like one of her phot—

11. STACY JUST POSTED THIS PHOTO.

12. WHAT THE HELL?

13. YOU AND A.J. BROKE UP FOUR MONTHS AGO.

14. WHERE DID HE GET THAT KIND OF MONEY??

15. Uh oh...

16. You just posted this.

17. You captioned it with: "Can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."

18. And you tagged A.J.

19. Your friends are quickly pointing out that you just zoomed-in on a photo of Jennifer Aniston.

20. This is bad.

21. Maybe you shouldn't have picked a million dollar ring.

22. Honestly, still really not cool of your friends to call you out in the comments.

23. OMG. A.J. is calling you.

24. Looks like someone just got unblocked ;)

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