While Charlie Kelly may be illiterate, a glue enthusiast and a stalker, he's a genius. If "Good Will Hunting" taught us anything, it's that janitors have far more to them than meets the eye. He cleans a mean toilet, he never gives up and he's a dream (I mean, c'mon, denim chicken is brilliant.) From how to get a job to religion to the importance of bird law in this country, Charlie continues to teach me invaluable life lessons:

1. On recycling

2. On style

3. On gay marriage

4. On ingenuity

5. On nailing an interview

6. On perseverance

7. On religion

8. If you're still not convinced, the man wrote and directed his own musical

In Mr. Kelly's own words, he may not be much but...

Wildcard bitches.