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20 Quotes to Make You Fall in Love with Chandler Bing

Oh my 90's heart!

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20 Quotes to Make You Fall in Love with Chandler Bing
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Since the 90's era of television, the networks seem to think we want to see more animation in our television programming. But I am here to say that IS NOT what we need. We need back shows like.....Friends. Ahhh yes, the rag tag group of misfits include a brother and sister, his best friend from college, her best friend from highschool, and Joey. But today we are focusing on the top 20 quotes from the man himself, Mr. Chandler Bing (or from our least favorite girlfriend of his.)

1. "OH. MY. GOD"

2. "Ok, the fifth dentist caved and now they’re ALL recommending Trident?"

3. "I tend to keep talking till someone stops me."

4. "What kinda’ scary-ass clowns came to your birthday!?"

5. "I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep"

6. "All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave"

7. "HI, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when i'm uncomfortable"

8. "I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

9. "I'm not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic quote?"

10. "Interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up"

11. "I'm funny right? What do you know you're a door, you only like knock knock jokes"

12. "Until I was 25 I thought the response to "I love you" was "oh crap""

13. "Actually it's Miss Chanandler Bong"

14. "I'm a pretty little girl"

15. "Ah, you're still just a little fat girl inside aren't you?"

16. "You're messy"


17. "Because I'm in love with Monica"

18. "I loath myself"

19. "I'm so excited, I may vomit"

20. "You love me, Chandler Bing"

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