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19 Chandler Bing One-Liners His Biggest Fans Still Quote In 2019

Could these BE more iconic?

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19 Chandler Bing One-Liners His Biggest Fans Still Quote In 2019
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To this day Friends is still an iconic sitcom. It's filled with comedy, love, and everything young adults face. And when it comes to the Friends cast, Chandler Bing was one of the funniest characters. So without further ado, here are some of his best lines.

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

"I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me."

"I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last ... 1,200 times." 

"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."

"I want to start drinking in the morning. Don't say I don't have goals!" 

"It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed."

"What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?"

"Cheese. It's milk that you chew."

"When I first meet somebody it's usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating."

"Get out my chair, dillhole."

"I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."

"I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act. I mean, it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out."

"It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion."

"I'm gonna die alone!"

"WHOOP-AH!"

"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited!"

"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don't care."

"I knew it!"

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