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15 Thoughts Every College Girl Has When Chad From Beta Apple Pie Hits Her Up At 1:00 AM

Do I answer or leave him on read?

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15 Thoughts Every College Girl Has When Chad From Beta Apple Pie Hits Her Up At 1:00 AM

We've all had to decide whether to answer to the random booty call or invitation to come chill in the frat basement. Here's what we all thought about it, too.

1. I was just in his frat's basement..why didn't he just come up to me? 

2. So that's why his best friend kept staring at me...

3. He needs a haircut

4. Then again, so do I 

5. Yikes, I can hear 'Gas Pedal' playing in your house now 

6. Yikes, I just ripped my pants

7. I'm so tired...as soon as I get back to my house I'm grabbing more to drink to keep me going

8. I guess we're going to Kappa now...oh geez, he's really good friends with a guy in Kappa

9. I wonder if he's stalking me on snap map 

10. I need to get on the level of everyone else at this party 

11. Did I shave my legs? 

12. Oof, that guy over there is kinda cute

13. Should I go talk to him? 

14. Oh shit, I still haven't replied to Chad

15. I guess I'll just send a selfie, because yeah, let's be real, I'm lazy

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