Tupac vs. The Notorious B.I.G.

The two Rap icons, may they rest in peace, were at the the center of the East and West coast beef that influenced the Hip Hop culture throughout the '90s. I think Pac's best strategy here is to tire Biggie out, maybe use the approach of dancing around the ring. However, eventually when push comes to shove and Biggie gets his hands on Pac, the size factor kicks in. Brooklyn's finest gets 2pac on the ground and its wraps. Brooklyn 'til I die.

Winner: The Notorious B.I.G.

Kim Kardashian vs. Taylor Swift

Frankly this is a tossup as I can think we can assume neither have extensive fighting experience. Kim may have a small size advantage, however I think Taylor's height and reach evens out their difference. Yet, right when you think this battle might go on forever, Taylor Swift turns up the heat. The pent up emotions from her past breakups take her over and she takes advantage. Followed up to a flashback of Kanye (Kim's husband) snatching the mic from her at the VMAs, Taylor gets the job done and takes Kim out.

Winner: Taylor Swift

Mark Wahlberg vs. Matt Damon

Both raised in the greater Boston community and having been set out into roles portraying some of the biggest badasses of all time with Jason Bourne of the Bourne series and Bob Lee Swagger from Shooter, Damon v. Wahlberg would have an interesting back story. However this one's one sided. Obviously he isn't who he was, but Marky Mark not only had a brief gangster rap career with Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch but also has an extensive record with the Boston Police Department, including attempted murder. Damon on the other hand was a preppy kid growing up and is a Harvard graduate. Mark knocks him out in 15 seconds.

Winner: Mark Wahlberg

Harry Potter vs. Batman (Dark Knight Edition)

Every single part of my being wants to say Batman would win this fight. He seriously has got to be my favorite super hero. Yet, I have to be realistic here. Potter's got the biggest advantage out there, he's a damn wizard. You take magic out of the equation and Batman has Potter in submission faster than you can say Hermione Granger, but Harry's got his wand in the back pocket and Bruce Wayne never had a chance. It's a shame but Potter takes this, 10 points to Gryffindor.

Winner: Harry Potter

Justin Bieber vs. Barack Obama

On paper it would seem as if this would be a one sided fight in the favor of the POTUS. He's got size and age on Bieber and has to be somewhat athletic knowing that he's at least half way decent at basketball. However I'm going to go out on a limb her and say that Bieber has picked up a few fight tactics from being part Floyd Mayweather's walk-up entourage at his fights as a member of “The Money Team." Bieber in an absolutely stunning first round knockout takes down the President. Never say never.

Winner: Justin Bieber