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What Celebrity Are you Based On Your Bra

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What Celebrity Are you Based On Your Bra

Bras. Love 'em or hate 'em, you've probably got at least a few in your closet. But maybe there's one bra (or one type of bra) that you find yourself putting on a little more than the others. Would you believe that celebrities do the same thing? Here's how you'd probably align with some famous ladies:

1. The T-Shirt Bra: Zooey Deschanel

Hey, girl! You're the fun, easy-going lady that everyone wants to be around. You're cute and quirky, and awkward enough that it keeps people on their toes but not so awkward it makes them uncomfortable. For fun, you either go out with your friends and get so drunk you pretend your someone's online dating match, or you stay at home and listen to old records in your matching top-and-bottom pajamas because you're so hip.

2. The Push-Up Bra: Scarlett Johansson

You're the confident bombshell who knows how to play up her assets. You bring the girls out to play and you're not afraid to show 'em off. Whether it's a going out to the club or asking your professor to bring your grade up (Just kidding (sort of)), the push-up bra is always a great choice.

3. The Bralette: Rihanna

You're the girl that everyone wants to go out with because you're just so damn fun. You like to dance and can't be bothered by the constraints of a typical bra. Plus, you know that bralettes are way prettier than normal bras, and are a whole lot of fun to show off. Keep doing your thing, girl, and "work work work work work... "

4. Sports Bra - Kate Hudson

Okay, this one could go one of two ways: 1) You're the kale-smoothie drinking, LuLu lemon-wearing gym-rat that never misses a workout and makes all of her friends jealous or 2) You have a Netflix binge-watching problem so serious you no longer wear real underwear. Either way, you love your sports bra because it is like a constant hug around your boobs all day long that makes you feel supported and secure.

5. Strapless Bra: 2012 Miley Cyrus


You're the classy girl that always has her act together. You like to dress-up and go out on the town because you know how great you look all done up – you'd never say this out loud, of course, because you're a humble queen. So work those shoulders and show your stuff, and rock that strapless bra that keeps slipping like you just don't give a damn. This is your peak of the climb, congrats girl.

6. No Bra - Miley Cyrus 2015

You in a word? Bold. You aren't afraid to take charge of your own body and own the natural look. You most likely do yoga and definitely care about the environment. You don't care about what anyone else thinks, which can be a real asset and make you a leader. Your anthem is probably "Do My Thang," so keep doing it!


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