It's that time of year again. Summer is around the corner, schools finishing up, and 'The Bachelorette' is making its debut to show us all the best (and worst) men this country has to offer. It's a wonderful time. As I always say, it truly is a way of life, something special to be a part of, and just something fun to make Monday night just a little bit sweeter with your friends.
Over a year ago, I presented 13 reasons why I should be on "The Bachelor". So I thought it was high time I update my list, ya know, just in case the "Bachelor" gods are looking down on me.
2. I can entertain myself.
GiphyI get it. There's only one man and 25 girls, it's cool. I could talk to a brick wall for hours, which is also helpful when I go on dates.
5. I can dance.
Might I add- not well. But I feel like I should just list all my qualities right here, right now so we know what we're dealing with.
7. I'm heartless.
Ice cold baby. I will break hearts left and right without an ounce of remorse.
8. I'm a college graduate.
Now I'm a girl with a college degree. Just putting all my contributing factors on the line here.
9. I have little to no experience with relationships.
I'm like a fresh baby lamb. I have no idea what I'm doing. You can mold me to your whim.
10. I need the money.
I understand I don't get paid to be on the show, but the brand deals after could help me survive in this dog-eat-dog world. And I just want to eat.
There is nothing in the world quite like the "Bachelor" franchise. It's good and bad and everything in-between. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
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