You know you're from Carver, Massachusetts when...

1. Everything is discussed on Carver Helping Carver. (And the knockoff EVERYTHING CARVER)

2. You know you're from Carver when, you have to go out of town to do something fun.

3. You know you're from Carver when, you still can't believe you graduated when you drive by the high school. (Carver Middle-High School goes from Grades 6 to 4 years after you graduate.)

4. You know you're from Carver when, you have to deal with ignorant people just about everywhere.

5. You know you're from Carver when, you know what Dunkin' you are closest to at all times. (We have three in town, and one on the town line.)

6. You know you're from Carver when, you stop for 20 minutes to talk to someone at Shaw's or Market Basket.

7. You know you're from Carver when, you unlock someone else's minivan that's the same model as yours.

8. You know you're from Carver when, you have to go to Plymouth or Kingston to do anything.

9. You know you're from Carver when, you know where the closest gas station is. (We have seven in various parts if town.)

10. You know you're from Carver when, you have to drive through a construction zone to get anything do. Looking at you Rt. 58.

11. You know you're from Carver when, you take the late bus home and it takes 5 minutes or 90 minutes to get home.

12. You know you're from Carver when, just about every minimum wage job is in Plymouth.

13. You know you're from Carver when, you drive by anothet cranberry bog every two minutes.

14. You know your from Carver when, you know just about all of the "You know you're from Carver whens."