As I am sitting here staring at my wall praying for some inspiration, the brilliant question pops into my head, "Has anyone ever written about writers block while they were having a writers block?"Crazy idea right? But it makes sense, because since you can't think of anything else to write about, why not write about have a writers block? It is brilliant!!!
Picking one specific topic to write about can sometimes be just as difficult as, setting a pole vault world record, landing a quadruple jump in ice skating, winning the Tour de France without artificial help, throwing three no-hitters in a row in the Major Leagues, being a mom, climbing Mount Everest while holding your breath, winning the 100-meter butterfly at the Olympics while tied up with duct tape into a little ball in a sack, turning inside out (while alive) with no one else’s help, or folding a fitted sheet so it actually looks nice. Okay, okay, you get it. It can be hard! So why not pick them all?I know Taylor, brilliant, right? Not choosing a topic is as easy as
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Writers block actually gives you a sense of peace and creativity due to not knowing what to write about. I help you just sit back blankly and think about all the wrong decisions you've made and how you should write about NONE of them.
Time is 8:30 p.m. Location, my bathroom.
Yes, I said bathroom. No, I'm not on the toilet, but my laptop is! I am sitting in a chair with my laptop on my toilet. Crazy right? You're wrong. I get the most creativity in the places I spend the least time. Don't knock it till you try it.
Now I'm not saying kick everyone out of your bathroom and just sit in there with your laptop, I am saying think of a place where you don't spend a lot of time, go there and start brainstorming. It's crazy how a different environment can differentiate how your mind thinks and explores. I personally do all my best thinking in my bathroom, under a rock, or in my car.
My writer's block goes far beyond this article. I am currently "writing a book." I put quotes around that so you know to take the term "writing a book" lightly. I have been "writing a book" for the past two years and I am stuck on the third chapter. I can not seem how to just continue onto the the next page (see what I did there?). I find it funny how hard I try to be funny, but no matter what it always seems that no one finds my jokes as funny as I do.