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Can't Turn a 'Hoe' Into a Housewife?

A 'Hoe' is a tool..... kinda something like you.

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First of all, unless she's selling her body for money, she's not a 'whore'. Yes, yes I hear you grown ass man in the back that acts half his age: "You must be a hoe too." *sigh* I'm sorry (not really.) If you use the term "Can't turn a hoe into a housewife" you're a tool, and deserve to never be in the presence of another female again.

Dear men, no, not men... just the arrogant ones who think that us women are here solely for your pleasure: If your ex was a liar, a cheater, an evil woman, or whatever else, and you feel the need to spew some nonsense about her, then refer to her as such. Calling her a hoe because things didn't work out, or because she left, or because she did something you didn't want her to do, just makes you look like a tool. Let's say she really was horrible (which most likely is not the case, because majority of people who use this term are just bitter jerks, trying to make their ex's look bad because they're hurting and don't know how to cope with their feelings) how much better than her are you, if you resort to calling her a hoe on Facebook (whether it be outright or subliminally)?

Let us move on shall we: Do you really deserve to have a "housewife"? I personally don't like how that word is used as a goal... as if all women are expected to be housewives and the ones who are not housewives are less of a woman. You have to be pretty great for a woman to want to cater to you, and there has to be some kind of mutual respect.

For instance: If she's a housewife, doing all the cooking cleaning, shopping, laundry, baby raising, housework etc... and you show constant appreciation, surprise her by taking on a responsibility and giving her a break, and give her your utmost love and respect for doing these things for you everyday without even having to ask her; Congrats sir, you are NOT a tool and you do deserve your woman. BUT (listen up D-bags) If you refuse to do anything around the house because you work, if you constantly rub in her face that YOU make the money, if you ask her "what do you even do?", if you refuse to go out with her, shoot down every romantic gesture she suggests, sit in the corner and play video games/watch sports all day and night instead of spending time with her, if you're a pathological liar and all you do is cause her stress and give no love in return; YOU sir are the tool and DO NOT deserve your woman.

So moral of the story... if you expect your lady to be a housewife, you better be one hell of a man in return; and if you're using the term "Can't turn a hoe into a housewife," you absolutely do not deserve a housewife, let alone a companion at all.

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