I strongly dislike Walmart. The place stresses me out, from the atmosphere to the layout, I just can’t deal!

Here are nine reasons I can’t stand going into wally-world!

1. The folks you see there are ridiculous! Leggings are not pants and tank tops should not be see-through.
2. It is always a hot mess — I’m sure that is because they are always getting in new shipments, but still, it’s not OK.
3. Walmart is not a happy place! Unlike Target, I am not filled with joy and awe as I walk through those automatic doors. I believe this is due to the lack of music!
4. Everybody and their dog are always at wally-world. You have to strategically maneuver down each aisle.
5. I feel like the employees on the sales floor never know where the items I need are.
6. For the most part, nobody says excuse me! We live in the south — I know your mama raised you with manners, so use them!
7. Cashier, please do not tell me your life store. I would prefer not to hear about how you are an animal activist and are offended by my purchases.
8. The Walmart parking lot is sketch as all get-out! I honestly refuse to go there at night, in fear of being kidnapped.
9. Most importantly, the bathroom is never clean!