To anyone who nearly puked after watching Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes eat each other's faces, you're not alone. Here is a list of things I would have gladly done with my time instead of watching that repulsive video:
Work a 14-hour shift
Yes, I'd rather suffer through a 14-hour work shift than the minute-long video of Camila and Shawn.
Write a 20-page paper about rocks
Eat a slug
Step on a lego
Worst feeling ever.
Drive through Manhattan during a blizzard
Play in traffic on the New Jersey Turnpike
Break off a toenail
It hurts just thinking about it.
Poke myself in the eye with a fork
Run into my ex
Yikes, awkward.
Bite off my right leg
Get a paper cut
In between my fingers...
Smash my phone on a sidewalk
Jump off a cliff into a flaming pit of knives
Get sick with pneumonia
Eat an entire jar of straight up mayonnaise
Get sunburn on the bottom of my feet
This may be arguably the worst place to get sunburn.
Chew a piece of gum from underneath a table
Run out of gas in the middle of nowhere
Maybe in the mountains or in a dark alley.
Never get to eat chocolate again
Sit in a car with four teenage boys after their football practice (with the windows up)
If you've ever been in this situation, you know this is almost just as repulsive as the Camila and Shawn video, maybe worse. I personally prefer this form of torture.
