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10 Thoughts While Watching The Trailer For Season 3 Of 'Broad City'

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Feb 15, 2016

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10 Thoughts While Watching The Trailer For Season 3 Of 'Broad City'

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If you haven't yet seen "Broad City," let me just tell you that your FOMO should be real at this point.

The Comedy Central sitcom was created by Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer and centers on their close friendship and their lives in New York. So far two seasons have aired, and while the show is ridiculous and at times pretty gross (and definitely NSFW) it has gotten rave reviews for a reason - it is absolutely hilarious.

Here are ten thoughts I had while watching the trailer for "Broad City's" third season.

1. IT'S BACK!

Well, almost. I think this trailer will help me get through the last few days before the new season airs.

2. This girl falling on the stairs is an actual representation of my life

Look closely. It's easy to get distracted by the terrifying/ingenious idea of a gynecologist that is also a bikini waxer.

3. Can I hire Abbi and Ilana to DJ at my wedding?

Not that I'm getting married anytime soon. But I just know that if I did, this is the kind of pure gold that I would want on the happiest day of my life. Now that I think about it, I might get married just to make this happen.

4. Where did Ilana get this hoodie?

I never knew that I wanted to see Ilana in a dog hoodie, but now that I have, I feel like nothing could ever be as glorious. It’s like the upgrade from Regina George’s t-shirt but also cute because... Well, dogs. Where can I get one?

5. Related: How does Ilana still work at Deals Deals Deals?

A quick recap of her skill set: hour-long naps in the bathroom, wearing really inappropriate clothing and literally causing her deskmate to pull her own hair out. Employee of the month?

6. I want to be featured on Abbi's Instagram

I would be honored. That is all.

7. I don't know what they're doing but I think they should stop

No, seriously - what is this? What is Ilana stuck in that requires two people and two different kinds of lotion to get out of? I’m so intrigued. I also just want to take a moment to reflect on whether or not Ilana is wearing men’s underwear.

8. Abbi can go ahead and put in her application as my personal stylist

Scratch that, I'll hire her on the spot. Dat fanny pack.

9. Frandship goals

This is everything I want in a friendship. Especially the bike part.

10. YAASSS QUEEN!

Is it even "Broad City" if Ilana doesn't yas?

Stay tuned for "Broad City" season three, Feb. 17 on Comedy Central.

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10 Thoughts While Watching The Trailer For Season 3 Of 'Broad City'

Four and three and two and o-one!

1. IT'S BACK!

2. This girl falling on the stairs is an actual representation of my life

3. Can I hire Abbi and Ilana to DJ at my wedding?

4. Where did Ilana get this hoodie?

5. Related: How does Ilana still work at Deals Deals Deals?

6. I want to be featured on Abbi's Instagram

7. I don't know what they're doing but I think they should stop

8. Abbi can go ahead and put in her application as my personal stylist

9. Frandship goals

10. YAASSS QUEEN!

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

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8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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