Ally and Aj were the best singers of our day
Zack and Cody taught us everything we need to know, even made some of us gay
Wendy Woo, Homecoming Warrior she knew how to fight
Dumbledore? He showed us the light
Spongebob and Patrick they gave us the right
To eat, fart, and dance just the way we like
I watched Juno and thought she was a dyke
She proved us all wrong and got that dude Michael Cera pregnant, I call him Mike
Finding Dory came out and I knew I should just keep swimming
I kept eating piggies in a blanket so I kept fat trimming
I miss Tim Allen when he was good
I miss Denny’s, I wish they gave me food without poisoning, I know they could