Buzzfeed quizzes are a blessing and a curse. Buzzfeed quizzes can make your day by telling you are Ariel and that your 20s will be the most exciting time of your life, sure we will say that is a thing. It is basically it is a fun thing to do while you are waiting for your to-go food or can help you procrastinate instead of doing your homework due tomorrow.
I was bored one day and spent like a couple of hours on Buzzfeed and here were some of my favorite result or the ones I remember.
Which Jewish celebrity you would marry?
Andy Samberg
-Um… yes, please! I’m not sure why this is a quiz but I am okay with it.
30 Rock character
Liz Lemon
-Yes Yes Yes! Tina Fey is my idol and spirit animal!
Friends character
Monica
-I guess that makes sense although I identify myself more with Chandler but it is whatever. Although most people claim I am Phoebe but Buzz feed does not lie.
Which famous Chris is your soulmate?
Chris O’Dowd
-I would have also accepted Pine, Pratt or Evans.
Which Rory Gilmore are you?
Fun Rory
-I do not remember Rory ever being fun but I guess it is better than not fun Rory.
Which SNL female great are you?
Kristen Wiig
-I would have also accepted all of them because I love them all but if I had to choose one this is a pretty good one.
Then Buzzfeed took a dark turn. I was being nice to Buzzfeed, Buzzfeed was being nice back but that all fell apart pretty quickly.
When will you get married?
Probably never
-Okay, Buzzfeed let us just agree to disagree.
When will you meet your soulmate?
You already have but you let them go
-Alright, Buzzfeed want to tell me who they are so maybe I could get them back? No? Okay, thanks.
Are you girlfriend material?
Not right now, maybe work on it.
-Work on it? How do I work on it without a boyfriend? Think on that Buzzfeed.
Are you boyfriend material?
Kinda
-Wait what? What does that even mean? I guess this is partially my fault for taking this quiz but come on Buzzfeed this just seems a little off.
When are you going to die?
You should already be dead with the amount of risk you take
-Alright not what I was thinking. Not that I really wanted an answer but this is much worse than I expected.
The most upsetting results of all the quizzes I took.
Which Seinfeld character are you?
George Costanza
-I am speechless, I have no speech NO SPEECH. I always thought of myself as Elaine or maybe even Jerry, but George? That is just unacceptable.
Which Star Wars character are you?
C-3PO
-How? How did I do so wrong with my life that I am the worst in all the galaxy? Am I really that annoying? Do I really never shut up and am a know it all?
Buzzfeed is an excellent and horrible thing to be found on the internet. Use wisely. Caution: could break heart depending on which quiz you take.
