After an unprecedented shopping spree at Ulta, a little Garden of Eden for those looking to purchase great makeup from one spot, this very afternoon, a certain list began showing itself. Here is that list:

1. Innocently enough, you walk into an Ulta or a Sephora

2. You confidently head to pick up the ONE THING you walked into grab

3. You see a new palette, liquid eyeliner, lipstick from the corner of your eye

4. Very nonchalant, you walk over to take a closer look. You don't need* anything new

5. You carefully examine the product, debating your options

6. You decide this one thing isn't that expensive. You could handle this. Another item catches your eye...

7.15 minutes later, you head to the register, arms full of impulse buys

8. The cashier rings you up, showing an incredible bill

9. You rethink all your life choices as you slowly hand over your credit card, ashamed of your choices as an adult

*You always need new makeup. Lipstick comes in like 90 shades