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Apr 10, 2017

This is what I like to call The Art of Bullshitting (a philosophical examination at how you miraculously succeed through college and life).

Have an essay or mega-death exam coming up? Got a boat-load of work to do? Need to refresh your mind? Here! Spend 5 minutes procrastinating with these hilarious quotes and gifs.

1. Looking at all the assignments and shit you have to like...

2. And you don't wanna work anymore!

3. But life, you know that little voice in your head, says you have to...

4. So you finally convince yourself to do the work.

5. When honestly you don't give a fuck

6. No seriously!

7. Because let's be honest...

For real. Life works in mysterious ways. Success will come, I don't know how, but it will. It's a mystery. Everything works out in the end. So, don't be afraid to go at your own pace and don't feel intimidated if others have succeeded before you.

8. When someone says they finished all their work early...

You do you. Procrastination can be a good thing, even though others will tell you otherwise. It allows you to think, get some air from all the crazy stuff college can hurl at you. We procrastinate because we're tired, we don't wanna work anymore and would probably worry about other things. So even though, college can be grueling and more often than not you're that tired you want to flip off all the work.

9. Take that, O assignments!

It's okay to take some down-time and think. It allows your mind to catch up, refresh and even work on social life. (Haters will hate me for saying this) YOLO: You only live once! Use that time wisely! Get out, catch some air, go see a friend, interact with other people! You have plenty of time to work on all the stuff you need to work on, but save some time for life as well.

10. In short, the long answer to success is...

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