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Is This Campus Hottie Boyfriend Material?

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Is This Campus Hottie Boyfriend Material?

With alumni such as the handsome Luke Bryan and the dreamy Cole Swindell, it’s becoming more evident that Georgia Southern is a bustling hub of physically attractive people with sexy southern hunks around every corner. Seriously, it’s like Georgia Southern is in secret cahoots with GQ Magazine to enroll and admit as many male models as possible.

But exactly how many of these sizzling beefcakes have actual boyfriend potential? Are they more “Netflix and Chill” than “meet the parents” material? Ladies have no fear, a hero is near. One Georgia Southern student is set on proving you can have both style and substance when it comes to being a campus hottie.

Meet Bryan Brooker, a junior logistics major here at Georgia Southern. Brooker carries with him a palpable charm and a sensual charisma that matches most Hollywood heartthrobs. Brooker’s accolades includes being displayed in last year’s George Anne winter fashion article, as well as a Men of Movember feature from GSU Reflector Magazine.

Every celebrity cutie has a distinct, physical attribute that they’re known for. Chris Pine is known for his steely blue eyes; Henry Cavil is known for his defined jaw line; Ian Somerhalder’s has his mischievous, playful hair; Brooker’s claim to fame is his eye-catching beard.

“Towards the end of 8th grade, I discovered my first beard hairs. I began shaving the very next summer. It was pretty scary. By around 11th grade, I was able to grow a full beard. I didn’t do it until college though because I was discouraged by my teachers. It’s kind of hard to teach a bunch of high schoolers about the allegorical themes prevalent in The Scarlett Letter when there’s a magnificent beard distracting you, you know?” Brooker said.

Brooker’s beard might have been his claim to fame, but he’s more proud of his lips.

“My beard might be more famous, but I actually think my Jay-Z lips are my best physical attribute. I used to be made fun of in middle school for having doorknob suckers, but now they are a force to be reckoned with,” Brooker said.

Brooker is currently on a quest to improve the rest of his body by engaging in a variety of bodyweight exercises, mainly calisthenics. These workouts might make him sweat, but ladies, you’ll be the ones melting when you see this heartthrob in a tight tank top at the RAC.

He has the looks, but what else can he offer you besides a nice view? Well, what’s more likely to make you swoon than broad shoulders and muscular arms? The answer is an altruistic spirit.

Brooker plans on being involved with a disaster relief organization when he graduates. He stresses that life should be about helping others. In addition to his sincere desire to help the less fortunate, Brooker is also a specialist in the kitchen.

“I first started cooking at my house when I was 13 years old. My mom used to help me prepare shrimp jambalaya and spaghetti. After I moved into my first apartment, I started having to cook by myself. However, it wasn’t until I started going paleo that I let loose and just got fancy with it. I started making all these crazy vegetable medleys and I would throw all these spices in them. I’ve been on a strict paleo diet for the past 5 months, so if you’re really into fossils than that would be a cool thing we could bond over.” Brooker said with a wry smile.

There you have it. He cooks, he cleans, he volunteers. This local beefcake is available to the female population of Georgia Southern for two more years. Ladies, hurry before some lucky woman snatches him away from you!

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