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If The Cast Of 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Were States

Just because they all work in Brooklyn, doesn't mean New York is the state for them.

Allie Slagter

Oct 29, 2018

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Although Fox didn't see the potential the show had left and we're gonna end it on such a huge cliffhanger, the fans of the show and the executives at NBC were able to revive our hope in broadcast sitcoms. In honor of the show's revival, I felt the need to write an article on it. Please enjoy my take on which state each character would be and let me know if you'd agree!

1. Jake Peralta - New York

New York is really the only place able to hold all of Peralta's personality and he gets to be right next to his best friend Boyle.

2. Captain Raymond Holt - Vermont

With his interesting sense of humor and monotonic personality, the quiet secludedness of Vermont is just what Captain Holt needs.

3. Amy Santiago - Connecticut

The closeness to NYC, but the more conservative suburban lifestyle is right up Amy's lane. Her badass detective skills fit with the city vibe, but her uptight goody-two-shoes pantsuit-wearing-self needs a more suburban home.

4. Terry Jeffords - Georgia

The sergeant was this badass cop until the birth of his daughters made him terrified to get hurt. The overprotectiveness mixed with his large physic and toughness creates the perfect mix of southern charm every Georgian dad has.

5. Rosa Diaz - Nevada

The mix of the warm desert getaway and Nevada being the home of sin city is the perfect mix for Rosa's badass and sensitive personality.

6. Charles Boyle - New Jersey

Boyle has always given me those soccer/Pinterest mom vibes which is why I could see him living out his real housewife dream in New Jersey.

7. Gina Linetti - (southern) California

Gina is always ~~one~~ many steps ahead the rest of the precinct when it comes to what's on trend. That's why she would fit in perfectly in the land of influencers.

8. Hitchcock - West Virginia

One of the few places it would be acceptable for Hitchcock to have his gun tattoo and run around shirtless at all time, just like he always wants to do.

9. Scully - Montana

You kind of forget about this state sometimes, and unfortunately the same goes for Scully when he isn't on for an episode or two.

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If The Cast Of 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Were States

Just because they all work in Brooklyn, doesn't mean New York is the state for them.

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1. Jake Peralta - New York

2. Captain Raymond Holt - Vermont

3. Amy Santiago - Connecticut

4. Terry Jeffords - Georgia

5. Rosa Diaz - Nevada

6. Charles Boyle - New Jersey

7. Gina Linetti - (southern) California

8. Hitchcock - West Virginia

9. Scully - Montana

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Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

For better or for worse

1. Pets

2. Mornings

3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

6. Taking care of yourself

7. Holidays

8. Roommates

9. Keeping focused and getting stuff done

10. Cleaning

11. Social life

No, really. I'm not mad. Just hungry.

1. You’re tired of people asking you if you know what “RBF” stands for every time you zone out.

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6. How much will I get paid?

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8. Maybe if I call mom, she'll give me money.

9. How much do street performers make anyway?

10. Why am I here? I could be a street performer by now.

11. Oh right, I'm not talented.

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