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12 bro code rules that all guys should follow religiously

It's the Code of the Genre of what we call "Bros, Homies, Dudes, Guys, or your closest Compadres."

Michael J. Webster, Jr.

Jun 24, 2018

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12 bro code rules that all guys should follow religiously

Michael J. Webster, Jr.

One of the most priced and upheld books of law is "Bro Code" or, how it has been popularized by MTV, "Guy Code". Well, for those who aren't cultured and aware of this, it's basically the Bible on how a friend should treat another friend in the Bro-niverse. Here are the top rules to follow.

1. Always have your bros' back!

No matter what!

2. Bros before hoes.

This is by far the most world renowned code of law amongst any rule of law.

3. When a bro’s girlfriend or boo thang asks what he is doing or his whereabouts, you shall refer them to him because that's what they should be doing anyway!

You're not finding out anything from me. SKRT that away from me.

4. Your bro's family is yours, too! His parents, his siblings, and his grandma.

They are also your parents, siblings, and grandma. You will do whatever for them and love them the same.

5. Never allow a bro to excessively and stupidly sacrifice for a girl!

I've seen this happen too many times, and then they get destroyed and hurt. That's not the move.

6. Never interfere with your bros' chance with a female, a.k.a. cock-block. Unless they are breaking rule #8.

Also, unless you need to play defense and save the man, that is a valid reasoning to break this rule.

7. If someone needs a wingman, you are the wingman! No debate!

You have to help the homie prosper, otherwise he's holding you down, too.

8. NEVER HOOK UP WITH OR DATE A BRO’S EX OR SOMEONE THEY HAVE FEELS FOR (WITHOUT PERMISSION).

This will just end up in a fight. You don't want to fight your best friend and always have that be a thing that happened.

9. ALWAYS TELL YOUR BRO IF HIS GIRL CHEATS ON HIM.

I don't think this needs a reasoning.

10. A female may be included in the Code of Bro if she has proven herself worthy, she is a bro herself, and there is a general consensus amongst the bros.

FYI: this takes work, and it is an honor.

11. You must always inform your compadre about the blacked out endeavors they participated in last!

No matter how demeaning or appalling.

12. When a promise is made, it shall be kept.

There is no reason for this to be broken under no circumstances.

DISCLAIMER: This is not an exhaustive list of the Rule of Bro. There are many unspoken and written rules that did not make this divine piece of knowledge.

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12 bro code rules that all guys should follow religiously

It's the Code of the Genre of what we call "Bros, Homies, Dudes, Guys, or your closest Compadres."

1. Always have your bros' back!

2. Bros before hoes.

3. When a bro’s girlfriend or boo thang asks what he is doing or his whereabouts, you shall refer them to him because that's what they should be doing anyway!

4. Your bro's family is yours, too! His parents, his siblings, and his grandma.

5. Never allow a bro to excessively and stupidly sacrifice for a girl!

6. Never interfere with your bros' chance with a female, a.k.a. cock-block. Unless they are breaking rule #8.

7. If someone needs a wingman, you are the wingman! No debate!

8. NEVER HOOK UP WITH OR DATE A BRO’S EX OR SOMEONE THEY HAVE FEELS FOR (WITHOUT PERMISSION).

9. ALWAYS TELL YOUR BRO IF HIS GIRL CHEATS ON HIM.

10. A female may be included in the Code of Bro if she has proven herself worthy, she is a bro herself, and there is a general consensus amongst the bros.

11. You must always inform your compadre about the blacked out endeavors they participated in last!

12. When a promise is made, it shall be kept.

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Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

What does the world outside the library look like?

Can I read this entire book tonight?

I should have gone to class more often.

Did the professor even teach this?

What is the lowest grade I can get on this exam and still pass the class?

Should I just drop out of school now?

Finals are ruining Christmas.

Just wrote three sentences so time for a break.

Need. More. Coffee.

What is sleep?

I'm too stupid for college.

Brain hurts.

Time for a Facebook Break.

I think I'm dying.

When will I ever need this information in the real world?

I can't read any of my notes.

I need my mom.

When was the last time I showered?

I need study snacks.

The struggle is so real right now.

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1. I'm so tired. I need a nap. Maybe I can sleep with my eyes open in class? Or pretend I'm not napping?

2. We have a test today? Why didn't anyone tell me? Did I know this?!

3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

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