One of the most priced and upheld books of law is "Bro Code" or, how it has been popularized by MTV, "Guy Code". Well, for those who aren't cultured and aware of this, it's basically the Bible on how a friend should treat another friend in the Bro-niverse. Here are the top rules to follow.
1. Always have your bros' back!
No matter what!
2. Bros before hoes.
This is by far the most world renowned code of law amongst any rule of law.
3. When a bro’s girlfriend or boo thang asks what he is doing or his whereabouts, you shall refer them to him because that's what they should be doing anyway!
You're not finding out anything from me. SKRT that away from me.
4. Your bro's family is yours, too! His parents, his siblings, and his grandma.
They are also your parents, siblings, and grandma. You will do whatever for them and love them the same.
5. Never allow a bro to excessively and stupidly sacrifice for a girl!
I've seen this happen too many times, and then they get destroyed and hurt. That's not the move.
6. Never interfere with your bros' chance with a female, a.k.a. cock-block. Unless they are breaking rule #8.
Also, unless you need to play defense and save the man, that is a valid reasoning to break this rule.
7. If someone needs a wingman, you are the wingman! No debate!
You have to help the homie prosper, otherwise he's holding you down, too.
8. NEVER HOOK UP WITH OR DATE A BRO’S EX OR SOMEONE THEY HAVE FEELS FOR (WITHOUT PERMISSION).
This will just end up in a fight. You don't want to fight your best friend and always have that be a thing that happened.
9. ALWAYS TELL YOUR BRO IF HIS GIRL CHEATS ON HIM.
I don't think this needs a reasoning.
10. A female may be included in the Code of Bro if she has proven herself worthy, she is a bro herself, and there is a general consensus amongst the bros.
FYI: this takes work, and it is an honor.
11. You must always inform your compadre about the blacked out endeavors they participated in last!
No matter how demeaning or appalling.
12. When a promise is made, it shall be kept.
There is no reason for this to be broken under no circumstances.
DISCLAIMER: This is not an exhaustive list of the Rule of Bro. There are many unspoken and written rules that did not make this divine piece of knowledge.
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