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'Glee' May Be Over, But These 10 Brittany S. Pierce One-Liners Will Live On Forever

"My name is also Britney Spears."

Elizabeth Clark

Aug 28, 2018

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'Glee' May Be Over, But These 10 Brittany S. Pierce One-Liners Will Live On Forever

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Everyone who watched the TV show "Glee" knows who Brittany S. Pierce is. For those of you who don't, she can be simply described as a stereotypical dumb blonde with incredible dancing skills. In addition to that, later on in the series, she is revealed to be a math prodigy and nobody quite understands how she is capable of that.

Brittany is a lovable character whose personality was slowly revealed through various one-liners, a frequent trope seen in comedic shows. I wrote this listicle to showcase 10 of Brittany S. Pierces best one-liners. The ones that best reveal her personality and explain why she was such a celebrated character throughout "Glee's" run.

1. "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

Season 1, episode 14 entitled "Hell-O."

Leave it to Brittany to fill the void in an awkward conversation lull.

2. "Mr. Schue, is he your son?"

Season 1, episode 15 entitled "The Power of Madonna."

To be fair, Jessie did look a little bit like Will. I can see why she would get confused.

3. "I don't know how to turn on a computer."

From season 1, episode 16 entitled "Bad Reputation."

I genuinely can't with her. I snort every time she opens her mouth.

4. "I've been here since first period. I had a cold and took all my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave."

Season 1, episode 16 entitled "Bad Reputation"

New drinking game: take a shot every time Brittany forgets how to do something.

5. "Stop the violence."

Season 2, episode 1 entitled "Audition"

I honestly don't know how they were all friends considering Santana and Quinn hated each other pretty much the entire series.

6. "My name is also Britney Spears."

Season 2, episode 2 entitled "Britney/Brittany"

Her middle name is Susan. Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce.

7. "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet."

Season 2, episode 7 entitled "The Substitute."

8. "My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole."

Season 4, episode 2 entitled "Britney 2.0"

I'm guilty of saying my thoughts out loud too. Don't pretend like you haven't done it.

9. "She never wins anything!"

Season 4, episode 13 entitled "Diva."

She always was so supportive. Everyone should strive to be as kind as Brittany was. *dabs eyes with tissue.*

10. "'Fondue for Two' is on a hiatus because, as it turns out, I'm a genius!"

The quote is from season 5, episode 12 "100"

"The Brittany Code" was the most important scientific discovery apparently. Who woulda thought?

It's never too late to appreciate to a character, and in my opinion, Brittany was a very underrated one. She was nice and genuine and always true to herself. I think we should all strive to be a little bit like Brittany.

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'Glee' May Be Over, But These 10 Brittany S. Pierce One-Liners Will Live On Forever

"My name is also Britney Spears."

1. "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"

2. "Mr. Schue, is he your son?"

3. "I don't know how to turn on a computer."

4. "I've been here since first period. I had a cold and took all my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave."

5. "Stop the violence."

6. "My name is also Britney Spears."

7. "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet."

8. "My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole."

9. "She never wins anything!"

10. "'Fondue for Two' is on a hiatus because, as it turns out, I'm a genius!"

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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