Everyone who watched the TV show "Glee" knows who Brittany S. Pierce is. For those of you who don't, she can be simply described as a stereotypical dumb blonde with incredible dancing skills. In addition to that, later on in the series, she is revealed to be a math prodigy and nobody quite understands how she is capable of that.
Brittany is a lovable character whose personality was slowly revealed through various one-liners, a frequent trope seen in comedic shows. I wrote this listicle to showcase 10 of Brittany S. Pierces best one-liners. The ones that best reveal her personality and explain why she was such a celebrated character throughout "Glee's" run.
1. "Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?"Â
Season 1, episode 14 entitled "Hell-O."
Leave it to Brittany to fill the void in an awkward conversation lull.
2. "Mr. Schue, is he your son?"
Season 1, episode 15 entitled "The Power of Madonna."
To be fair, Jessie did look a little bit like Will. I can see why she would get confused.
3. "I don't know how to turn on a computer."Â
From season 1, episode 16 entitled "Bad Reputation."
I genuinely can't with her. I snort every time she opens her mouth.
4. "I've been here since first period. I had a cold and took all my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave."
Season 1, episode 16 entitled "Bad Reputation"
New drinking game: take a shot every time Brittany forgets how to do something.
5. "Stop the violence."
Season 2, episode 1 entitled "Audition"
I honestly don't know how they were all friends considering Santana and Quinn hated each other pretty much the entire series.
6. "My name is also Britney Spears."
Season 2, episode 2 entitled "Britney/Brittany"
Her middle name is Susan. Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce.
7. "Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet."Â
Season 2, episode 7 entitled "The Substitute."
8. "My name is Brittany S. Pierce and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole."Â
Season 4, episode 2 entitled "Britney 2.0"
I'm guilty of saying my thoughts out loud too. Don't pretend like you haven't done it.
9. "She never wins anything!"Â
Season 4, episode 13 entitled "Diva."
She always was so supportive. Everyone should strive to be as kind as Brittany was. *dabs eyes with tissue.*
10. "'Fondue for Two' is on a hiatus because, as it turns out, I'm a genius!"Â
The quote is from season 5, episode 12 "100"
"The Brittany Code" was the most important scientific discovery apparently. Who woulda thought?
It's never too late to appreciate to a character, and in my opinion, Brittany was a very underrated one. She was nice and genuine and always true to herself. I think we should all strive to be a little bit like Brittany.
