What it's like to know a bitch.

When you with a bitch, you have to be cautious of things said and done, for they could bitch about anything and quite possibly, everything.

Now there are different types of bitches.

1. Bitches that are nice until they have to be bitchy.

2. Bitches that are nice, but more of a bitch all the time.

3. Bitches that are constantly bitchy and only nice when with people outside their comfort zone.

There are more, but these three types are most common for types of bitches.

What you can do about bitches:

1. Ignore them.

2. Bitch back.

3. Have a talk with them and tell them how much of a giant bitch they're being for no reason.

4. Tell their mom on them.

5. Their moms a bitch too? Egg their house.

6. They were bitches directly to you? Slash their tires.

7. Sick and tired of bitches all together? Hold a bitch conference and then bomb the building!

How to take care of bitches.

- please do not actually do anything illegal or kill anyone. only being humorous. -